30th July 2014



I hid in the toilet, so I could blow my nose loudly into a handkerchief without people staring. When I took the cloth away, the biggest, most gelatinous blob of matter I had ever seen emerge from a human body sat in the folds.

It was about the size of my thumb, and it terrified me. I shook it into the toilet, and it floated, glaring at me like an angry eye.

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